Robert J. Dutton
Robert J. Dutton, a nice little boy For both of his folks, a true pride and joy He’s kind and completes all manner of chores He does all the dishes; he oils the doors But young Robbie Dutton has one...
View ArticleNon-Random Thoughts and Superficial Insights
According to a psychology class I took, humans are incapable of true random thought. Every thought somehow connects to other thoughts, observations, experiences and such. Thus I won’t pretend to be...
View ArticleI LOVE OBAMACARE!
Just heard on the news that…. oops! The IRS has no way to VERIFY that you might be eligible for the government subsidy designed to help you PAY for the insurance the government is requiring you to...
View ArticleGood News: Salt Consumption OK – To A Point
John E requested something uplifting, so here it is: “salt, in the quantities consumed by most Americans, is no longer considered a substantial health hazard.” Yes! Turn up the salt shaker and don’t...
View ArticleOde to My Feet
Considered alone they’re simply two foots But together they make up my feet They endure wherever I take them This pair is hard to beat Daily I pound them with pressure And each time I walk down the...
View ArticleConversation at a Baby Shower
Just back from a baby shower where a dear friend explained that while – yes – she is picky about baby stuff, her brother is so into an ideology of baby-raising, that they sorted them and returned...
View ArticleThings We No Longer See on Airplanes
Articles like 11 Things We No Longer See on Airplanes irritate me. All the writer does is come up with a silly, arbitrary list with some pictures and pretend he/she did something. I decided to...
View ArticleNine of my Favorite Punchlines–What are Some of Yours?
#1 You had a bad week, so I should suffer? Reb Nachum, from the play The Fiddler on the Roof The town beggar says this to to Tevye, demonstrating an absurd sense of entitlement #2 Nobody’s Perfect Man...
View ArticleMyrtle Myers
Myrtle Myers bought some pliers At the hardware store She took them home and all alone She broke down the door The next day she found a way To make the toilet flood She took a wrench from daddy’s bench...
View ArticleSomething for everyone here – Judge orders baby name changed, cites her own...
I spotted this news report and just knew it would have a little something for everyone here… A Newport mother is appealing a court’s decision after a judge ordered her son’s name be changed from...
View ArticleTwilight author will not read 50 Shades of Grey
Writer of the “Twilight” series, Stephanie Meyer, will not read 50 Shades of Grey. For those who do not know, “50 Shades of Grey” started out as “Twilight” fan fiction. I have read the “Twilight”...
View ArticleAn Amusing Footnote
I recently came across an amusing footnote in a Department of State publication. The publication in question, Treaties in Force, lists all the “treaties and other international agreements to which the...
View ArticleDexter McTexter
Dexter McTexter Cooked some food to eat He had to brag So he sent his bros a tweet Dexter McTexter Heard a funny joke Got out his thumbs And told a thousand folk Dexter McTexter Stopped at a red light...
View ArticleCui bono? Miley and the Illuminati
With all due respect to my Fellow Author Renee, I think there is something very important left to say about the Miley Cyrus spectacle at the VMA performance – it was a deliberate distraction...
View ArticleObama Calls George W. For Support….
Rrrrringggggggggggggggg….. W: Howdy…. O: George, uh…This is Barack…..how are you? How’s the family? W: We’re all good, Barry. Hope all is great with you and Michelle. What’s happening? O: Well,...
View ArticleHelp Kickstart WWIII
Too good not to pass along. Via Instapundit. Wait a minute! Did that guy say “Cincinnati?”
View ArticleVladimir Putin Op-Ed At The NY Times: ‘A Plea for Caution From Russia
Full piece here. How could you Americans violate international norms, approve an airstrike in Syria, and walk away from the table of international cooperation, asks an entirely earnest, forthcoming...
View ArticleWhat Part of This Story Is True?
Scanning DrudgeReport.com today, I found this story of a blonde woman skinny dipping at a casino in Bossier City, LA. The woman’s name is, supposedly, Courtney Cox (sounds familiar) and, supposedly,...
View ArticleDear Marty Walsh please stop calling me!
Dear Marty Walsh, I know you’re running for mayor of Boston. You won’t let me forget it because you call my cell phone everyday, sometimes twice a day. I answered once and will never make that mistake...
View ArticleMy Monkey Makes my Mother Mad
My monkey makes my mother mad He also aggravates my dad He took his car the other day And drove it to the Hudson Bay My kitty cat is kooky too He likes to strut down to the zoo And tell the tigers to...
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